Funny Poems

roses are red violets are poo dandilines are you because your a big fat poopooo.

Babies heads free of hair, Old man's head is just as bare.Between the cradle and the grave----Lies a haircut and a shave

We met upon the Internet,A friendship electronic,Expressed alone in words and thoughts,Inevitably platonic.We live too far apart for usTo mingle in the flesh,But much more close than family,Our hearts

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?In truth, thou shoulds't be catalogued in fall.X-rays do show the darling Buds of MayTraveling still along th'arterial wall.Yet thou has't late become more tempe

--The evil I do people seem to like; it's the good that's often turd and bones.--If I think, I'm probably not.--Do unto me as you would have liked to do unto others.--God grant me the courage to peste

A turbonut is not a nut:In fact, it is quite sane.And though it's smart, it doesn't smartWhile others might cause pain.It has some meat inside its shell,Though hardly meet to meet;And while most nuts

A receptionist is a person (please note!),Usually female, whose job is to receive.Like her male cousin, the wide receiver,She receives frequent passes from her own teamAnd abusive hits from visitors p